Oh, PMLA.

You know we all love you, and for the most part, we are in line with your observations.

But good lord.

It takes a long time to sift through your chaff to find the wheat.

To be honest, I don't want to know what you think of Lovecraft. Not because it's inaccurate, but because it's been done, and you aren't aware of the prior publications and presentations. You think, as so many do, that you're the first to launch the accusations.

You're not.

I'd apologize, but I'm not sorry.

Smooch. Come back when you've reached adulthood.

Heather